veronox:

digatisdi:

When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:

And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.

In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit.

Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes— and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time-out bucket. The teachers were furious and I said, “Hey, I never left the bucket”

So they called my mum and told her what I did and she just said, “Well, he never left the bucket.”

You’re my hero.

givemerizzlesorgivemedeath:

frizzoli:

i have 99 problems and janet tamaro is all of them.

we’re having ship problems, i feel bad for us son.

Jane Rizzoli - 2x01 ‘We Don’t Need Another Hero’

insertsongreference:

AU: Grey’s Anatomy/Rizzoli & Isles Crossover Episode(s)

Jane: “Oh, hey, Dr. Torres! How are you-Great. Are you aware that our wives, the exes, have started sleeping together again?

Callie: “What?! No, I-“

Jane: “Trust me. I’m a detective. I know these things. And I knew the moment I saw them look at each other that…that this would happen.

(part one)

insertsongreference:

AU: Grey’s Anatomy/Rizzoli & Isles Crossover Episode

Arizona: All I’m saying, Maura, is it would have been nice to know my urgent case from Boston was my newly married, ex-fiance’s child! That a little-a little heads up would have been awesome!

Maura: I did not know how to have that conversation! Our fairly stable relationship ended because you didn’t want a child and I did. Now you’re also married with a child. I was having trouble processing that, emotionally. But I needed you to take this case. I need you to forgive me. And I need you to save our baby. Please, Arizona! Do what you do better than anyone I know.

(part two)

electrikthunder:

Beautiful dreamlike illustration prints by Chalermphol Harnchakkam. VISIT HIS WEBSITE.